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Paleshitians 

Denizens of a fake terrorist country who are depicted by their overlords the terrorist group Hamas who run the Gaza strip to be poor, suffering all because of Israel, and in need of "help" and "aid" by the global far left movement of "palesites", but in reality have no one to blame but themselves for their current plight as it was them who voted to elect Hamas into power to represent them despite the fact that Hamas's founding charter says they aim to commit genocide against Jewish people and destroy the state of Israel. This means that hypocritically, while Paleshitians and their Paleshite advocates cry and wail about supposed "genocide" being committed against them by Israel, they elected a terrorist group that openly and loudly proclaims ACTUAL genocide in their founding documents.
A - Hey, i want to know more about Israel v Palestine, can you get me up to speed?
B - Sure, what you have to understand is the Paleshitians, the people who live their lie about everything.
A - Really? What do they lie about?
B - Well, they lie about being victims of "genocide" while their terrorist overlords Hamas commits actual genocide against Jewish citizens of Israel, they lie about being their fake country being occupied by Israel who built their country on supposedly "stolen Arab land" despite having stolen the land from hebrews (jewish people) thousands of years ago snd occupying it under the Ottomans for hundreds of years. They lie about foreign aid being given to feed them but in reality they willingly starve and allow Hamas to steal aid packages and food shipments from them to feed terrorist fighters and launder donations to fund their founder's lavish lifestyle in Qatar.

B - Wow, these Paleshitians are truly scum.

King of the Palestinians 

A name Jesus never claimed for himself, because he was ethnically a Jew.
Behold the King of the Palestinians!

Palestinians lie 

When you wanna refer to a lie as a very big lie, the biggest lie that someone can lie.
"The lie that Jesus was a Palestinian is a Palestinian lie."
"Saying that Israel making genocide while the number of Palestinians keep growing in a Palestinians lie."
Palestinians lie by N837e83 December 31, 2023

Palestiniansied 

A person who is a terrorist or identified with terrorism.

A person who became a terrorist supporter.
This guy is clearly Palestiniansied
Palestiniansied by Hilalal January 9, 2024
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