A recent immigrant to the
US walked into my business and demanded I leave claiming he was the rightful owner and that he'd founded it hundred's of years ago! I pointed out that I'd founded it in my bedroom and he couldn't have owned it ever having
just recently immigrated to the
US. He screamed and attacked me. When I fought back to defend myself he started shouting that I'd stolen his business by
force. I've been Palestinianed!