Paladia 

Known in real life as Joar Wennerlund. The most influential Swedish eSports journalist to this day. Writer for ESReality.com and respected member of the Swedish eSports community.

Who is Paladia? A respected eSports journalist.

Paladia by Anonymous July 7, 2003

West Virginia Papadia 

A sex act similar to the Cleveland steamer, but it's your father & he ate a bunch of Papadias™ from Papa John's.

Tim: I heard your dad gave you a Cleveland Steamer, is that true?
Kim: Worse, it was a West Virginia Papadia

West Virginia Papadia by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 29, 2020

Leveling up your paladin 

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

Leveling up your paladin by Atlec November 3, 2005

Level 12 Paladin 

The level 12 paladin is the symbol of ultimate power. He is undefeated, and undefeatable. Not even a level 13, or 14 paladin can beat him, and especially not dragons. His main appearance was in a thread that started with this story:

Ye Gammingtothemax gathers his dragons and their dragon babbys. He planeth to use their awesome dragonness to conquer the world, for he is a dragon fanatic, and to quote ye Gamming "well there awesome." Gamming realizeth that being a dragon emperor warlord he need not know proper grammar nor spelling, for he truimpeth none the less. Leading his army of dragons, ye Gamming charges across ye lands of the Kingdom of Lesser Intelligence. As he and his dragon companions venture from land to land, they come across what seems to be a man. He is no normal man though, for he is the holiest of thy holy men - a paladin. He is not a normal paladin either, no, he is a level 12 paladin. The Dragon Emperor Warlord and the Level 12 Paladin stare each other down. Ye paladin tells Gamming that he is trespassing on his land, and also that his name is mispelled. Ye Gamming responds with a simple XD. The two continue to stare, preparing for what is about to happen...

Ye paladin destroys all of the dragons except for one, casts holy shield, and grabs GTM and has the last dragon engulf them both with fire.

An army of about 5000 level 60 dragons, warriors, warlocks, rogues, and mages once charged a single level 12 paladin. The funeral bill for 5000 graves was insane.

LvL 12 Paladin is above godlike in UT And well beyond Wicked Sick, we're talking never been fragged once.

Level 12 Paladin by Level 11 skeleton December 11, 2008

palatial 

1. The virtual every-adjective. Can be used in place of any adjective, in any language, in any country, on any planet. (In most cases, accompanied in the same sentence by the noun regalia) (Used as a positive in most cases)

2. Pertaining to or suitable of a palace.

1: Dude, this party is so palatial!!
1:'Alternate': That nude "show" you put on at Jim's wedding was so NOT palatial!

2: A palatial tapestry.

palatial by GrantMF November 11, 2007

Paladin

The Paladin is a class of Warrior that is fully devoted to kindness and ridding the Universe of Evil. They are very religious, and have an extremely strict honor code, as well as a soft spot for children and animals. In combat, a Paladin with a cause is almost impossible to defeat.

Paladins fear nothing, for Evil fears them.

Paladin by Detranova August 6, 2003

palladian window

A three-part window where the center window is arched and wider than the two straight topped side windows
Named after Andrea Palladio

Person 1: "Wow, those windows are pretty cool"
Person 2: "Yeah, those seem to be palladian windows. European architecture is where it's at"

palladian window by EmzieWemzie December 14, 2020