Pakistance

Taking a position that is 100% incorrect and being offended that others are not buying your bullshit.

Rob: "Hey, I left my iPod in your kitchen yesterday"
Vik: "Nope."
Rob: "We listen to it all day, from your iPod speaker,
dumbass."
Vik: "Nope. I checked."
Rob: "Nice Pakistance , Prick!"
Vik: "APOLOGIZE NOW!"
Vik: "Um, ah. ... Can I please have another couple million dollars assistance?"

by Seal6 June 1, 2011

Pakistance

A stance, viewpoint, or perspective relating to the country of Pakistan. A Pakistance can convey an individual's standpoint on social, political, economic situations relative to another country, region or culture.

Can also be used with another country than ends in -stan... Kazakhstance, Uzbekistance, Turkmenistance.

Person 1: I am taking a tough Pakistance on this matter. These are the problems that tear families apart and lead to civil war.

Person 2: Whats wrong?

Person 1: My paratha has not been buttered.

by thecatburglar September 20, 2011

PAKISTAN PILOT

An very kool job for all the cool kids who want to destroy India and be strong army

Random Kid: When i grow up, i will be strong army and destroy India. I WILL BE PAKISTAN PILOT
Evil dictator: WOW GRAPE

by YeezusChrist101 September 11, 2020

Pakistan mulhid

Someone who leave islam and call himself atheist but never leave moot liya pakistan teaching of hatred towards Hindus, Christian, Jews, Sikh, Buddhist,

Pakistan mulhid are same as Islamist.

by Shaukat Ali Sultan September 13, 2022

pakistanischer

The goat of sexy times and huge penis huge personality loves flirting with gfs of other men (William James miller) hate’s Egyptian boys who loves little girls and steals zayyans phone

Musa is a Pakistanischer

by Will and musa miller January 24, 2023

Loyalty to Pakistan Meme

You have to sacrifice your life for Pakistan. Also you must want to destroy India by all means. If you fail to keep your pledge, the Pakistani wow grape lady will eat you in your sleep. #wowgrape #tiktok #Pakistan #sacrificeforpakistan

" I will sacrifih my life foh Pakistah"
"SHE WILL SACRIFICE HERSELF FOR PAKISTAN"
"I love pakistan wow grape
Loyalty to Pakistan Meme

by Pakistanitiktok12345 August 26, 2020

Pakistan Pilot

A kinda job which all of pakistan new generation wants to be. it is asociated with cool-nes and strong army.

WHEN i am Grow Up I will be pakistan pilot ANd try not to crash plane. LONG LIVE PAKISTAN.
I also want to make pakistan most educated county
WOW GRAPE

by Putin's Sun September 11, 2020