pakistanley

someone whos heritage lies in pakistan but having been born in england has adopted the white culture and denys their roots

/were you born here or did you move here?
\born here
/oh so youre a pakistanley

by J R R August 30, 2006

pakistaniel

Someone from Pakistan.

He is not an Indian, he's a Pakistaniel.

by Simon Dermer January 4, 2004

Pakistance

Taking a position that is 100% incorrect and being offended that others are not buying your bullshit.

Rob: "Hey, I left my iPod in your kitchen yesterday"
Vik: "Nope."
Rob: "We listen to it all day, from your iPod speaker,
dumbass."
Vik: "Nope. I checked."
Rob: "Nice Pakistance , Prick!"
Vik: "APOLOGIZE NOW!"
Vik: "Um, ah. ... Can I please have another couple million dollars assistance?"

by Seal6 June 1, 2011

Pakistance

A stance, viewpoint, or perspective relating to the country of Pakistan. A Pakistance can convey an individual's standpoint on social, political, economic situations relative to another country, region or culture.

Can also be used with another country than ends in -stan... Kazakhstance, Uzbekistance, Turkmenistance.

Person 1: I am taking a tough Pakistance on this matter. These are the problems that tear families apart and lead to civil war.

Person 2: Whats wrong?

Person 1: My paratha has not been buttered.

by thecatburglar September 20, 2011