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A commonly used substance which finds it's way out of the human body through the end of the penis if you have one - yes, it's semen.

The horrifying image of pajazo was first submitted across Instant Messengers when some retard decided it would be "neat" to allow people to send GIF images.

The horror that was to follow, could not have been predicted, nor prophesised.
Julia Roberts: Please pajazo in my mouth until you think I'm full... then plug my ass.

Other person: Ye...maybe later.
Pajazo by Tim Flaps August 23, 2006
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Pamazon Rime 

Like Amazon Prime, but not really (the Great Value version, shoutout Walmart).
Brother: "Hey there!"
Sister: "Hello!"
Brother: *scans a couple barcodes*
Brother: "Do you have Pamazon?"
Sister: "I'm sorry?"
Brother: "Pamazon? Pamazon Rime?"
Sister: "I'm sorry, I can't understand you."
Brother: "Like the thing that Jeff made?"
Sister: "Jeff?"

Brother: "Yes. Actually...are you Jeff?"
Sister: "Pardon??????"
Brother: *shows picture of Jeff Bezos* "Is this you?"
Sister: *extreme confusion*
Brother: "You know the thing you scan to get discounts?"
Sister: "Ohhhhhhhh, you meant Amazon Prime! I'm sorry I didn't understand the first time, I just couldn't hear you."
Brother: "No problem, thank you." 😏
Pamazon Rime by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
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pajaro nalgon 

spanish slang for someone that talks the talk but does not walk the walk. Translates to bird with big butt.
pajaro nalgon by seco velasquez January 10, 2009
A Spanish term for "bird" or "dick"
"Que me mames el pajado"
"Go suck my dick"
pajado by alxxx69r June 22, 2014
Traduces to "bird". In Cuba, it refers to someone who is homosexual. Depending on how the word is used. Another word, in Cuba, that also refers to homosexuals is "maricon".
La forma que el camina parece pajaro
Pajaro by BornCuban93 August 21, 2009

pajaro pelu 

Dominican slang used to say "Hairy Pussy".
ayy eta chica tiene el pajaro pelu.
pajaro pelu by d0minicanita809 September 8, 2006

parazoology 

the study of sponges.
Parazoology treats of animals known as parazoa.
parazoology by uttam maharjan November 17, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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