Skip to main content

Pair bond 

Yeah getting fucked by a cripple also reduces your ability to pair bond.
Hym “Yes and fucking a retard causes a hardening of the oxytocin receptors and diminishes a woman’s ability to pair bond. So, hopefully their husbands kill themselves over the fact that their wife’s ability to love him was fucked out of her by a retard (and so that one of them doesn’t have to help raise her retarded kid. Marry the retard bitch. He can help raise your cripple son. What? No? Is that a bad idea? Right, cus he’s in a group home and can’t even take care of himself. Wait, does Missy even read this? I donno but I digress...) and then the whores kill themselves and then the cripple kills himself and then everyone wins... Except me... Which is fine... I’ll take THAT L.”
Pair bond by Hym Iam October 13, 2022

Pair Bonding

Pair Bonding is used as a term for two side by side DSL internet connections. This could get you double the internet speed. Sadly this kind of connection can't be configured on long range DSL connections like ADSL. It's VDSL only and anything above.
Customer: My internet speed is kinda low ISP, what to do about it?
ISP: We can provide you with a faster alternative, it's called Pair Bonding.
Pair Bonding by HippoTitto May 12, 2020

Pair Bonding

Oh wow! A porn girl is invoking pair bonding!? Holy shit the red-pill is kicking in!
Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"
Pair Bonding by Hym Iam February 23, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Load more