Painting a fence 

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.

Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.

Painting a fence by Redant9000 September 23, 2019

Painting the Fence 

The act of a guy rubbing his scholong up and down the outer vagina making the female "wet". Hence, like using paintbrush motions. UP&DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I painted that bitches fence until she screamed for me to put it in her snatch!

Painting the Fence by M&R November 27, 2004

Fence Painting 

When a male pleases a woman orally starting from one hole and going to the other and repeat as necessary.

When a hot lady walks by a guy might say, MMMMM Yea ... I would love to paint her fence. Or he might say, I would paint her fence for free.

So ladies feel free to ask your men to show you there Fence Painting technique.

Fence Painting by Worms and Hispandican March 24, 2008

Painting the fence 

The act of of licking a girl from her ass to her vagina in a up and down motion like a paintbrush.

I went out with Susie last night and ended up painting the fence

Painting the fence by Gunt chuck December 3, 2017

Painting the fence 

When a male uses the tip of his penis like a paint brush the length of a womans vagina during or before intercourse

Before I stuck it in I was painting the fence to drive her nuts

Painting the fence by MRRJR March 21, 2010