Painting Nails
The act in which you apply nail polish to your fingernails. Then you don't move for a long period of time.
Painting Nails by S1a2b3r4i5n6a7 February 21, 2009
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painting my nails by maxlogicfan August 25, 2011
Painting her nails
A common euphemism a girl may use for the act of fingering herself. Similarly, "painting her nails red" can sometimes refer to a girl fingering said cooter whilst she is menstruating.
guy #1: "So what's Sally up to tonight? Is she gonna chill with us?"
guy #2: "She said she's just staying in and painting her nails tonight. How fuckin' boring is that."
guy #1: "This is like the 3rd time this week she's blown us off to paint her nails, how many times does one person need to paint their nails?"
guy #2: "She said she's just staying in and painting her nails tonight. How fuckin' boring is that."
guy #1: "This is like the 3rd time this week she's blown us off to paint her nails, how many times does one person need to paint their nails?"
Painting her nails by leviticustard June 9, 2011
painting your nails
i saw brad painting his nails bruh... thats so gay
nah man he got laid after he did that. if you ever want pussy you gotta be painting your nails
nah man he got laid after he did that. if you ever want pussy you gotta be painting your nails
painting your nails by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021
Painting her nails
Used to describe the 'job' of a woman who leaves all the breadwinning to her partner, so instead has 'occupation' of sitting home and enjoying the comfort of doing nothing. The term derives from what women apparently love doing best as their pastime.
Painting her nails by Devil Jones March 4, 2008
Painting my nails blue and taking a bath
Friend “bro we have an assignment due tomorrow”
Me “painting my nails blue and taking a bath right now”
Me “painting my nails blue and taking a bath right now”
Painting my nails blue and taking a bath by Partygoer67 February 27, 2026
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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