The act in which you apply nail polish to your fingernails. Then you don't move for a long period of time.
by S1a2b3r4i5n6a7 October 18, 2008
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Someone/thing that is extremely annoying, petty, or indangered to be given an earful.
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Euphemism for female masturbation originated on the blog max-logic.com.
Most Friday nights I'm at home watching porn and painting my nails
by maxlogicfan August 24, 2011
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A common euphemism a girl may use for the act of fingering herself. Similarly, "painting her nails red" can sometimes refer to a girl fingering said cooter whilst she is menstruating.
guy #1: "So what's Sally up to tonight? Is she gonna chill with us?"
guy #2: "She said she's just staying in and painting her nails tonight. How fuckin' boring is that."
guy #1: "This is like the 3rd time this week she's blown us off to paint her nails, how many times does one person need to paint their nails?"
by leviticustard May 16, 2011
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i saw brad painting his nails bruh... thats so gay
nah man he got laid after he did that. if you ever want pussy you gotta be painting your nails
by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021
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because i don't wana fucking say nail polish
Can you give me the nail paint? No, it's not fucking called nail polish.
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Used to describe the 'job' of a woman who leaves all the breadwinning to her partner, so instead has 'occupation' of sitting home and enjoying the comfort of doing nothing. The term derives from what women apparently love doing best as their pastime.
"He goes out and works his butt off while she sits at home, painting her nails"
by Devil Jones March 4, 2008
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