painless
The operation was painless
painless by George W. Fucker November 11, 2003
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Painless
An Adjective/Noun that means:
Lacking pain. If someone tells you something will be painless, they are likely lying, and the experience they are describing will usually be painful.
Lacking pain. If someone tells you something will be painless, they are likely lying, and the experience they are describing will usually be painful.
Painless by Just a Skeleton November 12, 2021
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painless steel
describing a gun that is very shiny or chromed,usually replacing the name of stainless steel. named by a excellent fearless, fierce shooter or sniper.
this is a silver 20 caliber. with a extended clip,hairpin trigger. screaming murder from the painless steel.
dude put that away this a school. oops gues ill just...............
oh crap BOOMBOOM BOOM
dude put that away this a school. oops gues ill just...............
oh crap BOOMBOOM BOOM
painless steel by kaisean13 August 24, 2009
Ol' Painless
Blain's signature mini gun from the classic sci/fi action movie Predator (1987). This can also refer to other memorable, badass weapons in movies and video games.
Blain - (Jesse Ventura): "Come on in you fuckers, Ol' Painless is waiting."
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guy 1: "Dude! you got a triple kill with that Spartan Laser!"
guy 2: "Just letting Ol' Painless do its thing."
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guy 1: "Remember when Stallone totally dominated at the end of Rambo with that .50 cal?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, he had his way with Ol' Painless."
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guy 1: "Dude! you got a triple kill with that Spartan Laser!"
guy 2: "Just letting Ol' Painless do its thing."
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guy 1: "Remember when Stallone totally dominated at the end of Rambo with that .50 cal?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, he had his way with Ol' Painless."
Ol' Painless by EastClintwood89 March 8, 2011
suicide is painless
A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.
Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.
Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.
"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."
suicide is painless by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
pairless
"Hey Eric, I can't believe you backed out of that 50 yard dash against a girl, you sure are pairless."
pairless by Lorberbaum February 22, 2008
Painess
I have some painess in my pants.
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