Painless

An Adjective/Noun that means:
Lacking pain. If someone tells you something will be painless, they are likely lying, and the experience they are describing will usually be painful.
"Oh, come on! Getting stabbed with a 3-foot long needle will be practically painless!"
by Just a Skeleton November 12, 2021
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painless

The operation was painless
by George W. Fucker November 12, 2003
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Ol' Painless

Blain's signature mini gun from the classic sci/fi action movie Predator (1987). This can also refer to other memorable, badass weapons in movies and video games.
Blain - (Jesse Ventura): "Come on in you fuckers, Ol' Painless is waiting."

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guy 1: "Dude! you got a triple kill with that Spartan Laser!"

guy 2: "Just letting Ol' Painless do its thing."

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guy 1: "Remember when Stallone totally dominated at the end of Rambo with that .50 cal?"

guy 2: "oh yeah, he had his way with Ol' Painless."
by EastClintwood89 February 22, 2011
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suicide is painless

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.
"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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painless steel

describing a gun that is very shiny or chromed,usually replacing the name of stainless steel. named by a excellent fearless, fierce shooter or sniper.
this is a silver 20 caliber. with a extended clip,hairpin trigger. screaming murder from the painless steel.

dude put that away this a school. oops gues ill just...............

oh crap BOOMBOOM BOOM
by kaisean13 August 24, 2009
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