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pairless 

A gentleman or person who has no "balls, testicles, or juevos."
"Hey Eric, I can't believe you backed out of that 50 yard dash against a girl, you sure are pairless."
pairless by Lorberbaum February 22, 2008
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pairless 

A gentleman or person who has no "balls, testicles, or juevos."
"Hey Eric, I can't believe you backed out of that 50 yard dash against a girl, you sure are pairless."
pairless by Lorberbaum July 24, 2008

Ol' Painless

Blain's signature mini gun from the classic sci/fi action movie Predator (1987). This can also refer to other memorable, badass weapons in movies and video games.
Blain - (Jesse Ventura): "Come on in you fuckers, Ol' Painless is waiting."

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guy 1: "Dude! you got a triple kill with that Spartan Laser!"

guy 2: "Just letting Ol' Painless do its thing."

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guy 1: "Remember when Stallone totally dominated at the end of Rambo with that .50 cal?"

guy 2: "oh yeah, he had his way with Ol' Painless."
Ol' Painless by EastClintwood89 March 8, 2011

suicide is painless 

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.
"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

painless steel 

describing a gun that is very shiny or chromed,usually replacing the name of stainless steel. named by a excellent fearless, fierce shooter or sniper.
this is a silver 20 caliber. with a extended clip,hairpin trigger. screaming murder from the painless steel.

dude put that away this a school. oops gues ill just...............

oh crap BOOMBOOM BOOM
painless steel by kaisean13 August 24, 2009

painless 

The operation was painless
painless by George W. Fucker November 11, 2003

Painless 

An Adjective/Noun that means:
Lacking pain. If someone tells you something will be painless, they are likely lying, and the experience they are describing will usually be painful.
"Oh, come on! Getting stabbed with a 3-foot long needle will be practically painless!"
Painless by Just a Skeleton November 12, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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