Pafligamy

When one donates blood

Michelle: You better help him out or he will have a problem with pafligamy!

Amber: Ew be quiet!!

Michelle: Oh wait, pafligamy is when you give blood. I meant beasteality!

Pafligamy by Lynn102188 January 30, 2010

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paligamy

When more than two pals decide to marry or when many pals embark on a awesome (or forgettable) sexual encounter together.

Usually, after a few drinks Dick, Jane and their pals became lost in paligamy and other lamp-shade-crazy acts.

paligamy by bradleee January 12, 2008

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Pafligamy • paligamy • Paligamist • Piligamy

Piligamy

When somebody penetrates you in the ass and shoved a banana down your throat during the process at church your great grandmother watches

Oh no dad wants to do piligamy again

Piligamy by 1234 gay giraffe April 22, 2021

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Paligamist

A person who works on an old wooden ship as a shoe smith.

I broke my heal on this plank and I'm all the way out here at sea. Where is the Paligamist?

The new Salt Lake City MLB Team may be called "The Paligamists".

Paligamist by ZGold5103 April 14, 2023

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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