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A person who is mesmerized by the iPad and spends hours a day using it. Much like the classic definition of the couch potato with TV, but with an iPad.
I tried to get them to come outside, but they want to stay inside and be a padtato.
Padtato by astateofmike June 20, 2013
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patatoes 

if u don't like patatoes u should die!
patatoes by carl 17 July 29, 2006

patatoer 

One who eats lots of potatoes.
Hey biznatch, you a big patatoer.
Way-Jen is a big patatoer.
patatoer by m1chaelmichael March 25, 2003
The things you throw at people.
patato by chello May 13, 2005

patato sex 

When you shove your entire hand with a patato strapped to your wrist and pushing it all the way up some ones asshole. (People do this usually because they are fucking freaks)
"AHHHHH THAT PATATO IS SO BIG. I LOVE PATATO SEX"
patato sex by Thiccer_dicker May 24, 2017
You're bored so you search patato in urban dictionary .
Also there is a well know phrase containing this word

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
oh potato, patato
patato by Someonesomewhere101 December 23, 2019

Patatoulis 

From the greek word: "Πατατούλης" , meaning "little potato man"

Patatoulis is person who is a true comrade in life

-thought provoking
-open minded
-clever
-perceptive
-caring
-entertaining
-funny
-sexy
Hector - Why masturbate on your own when you can do it with others?

Jim - That's such a great idea man, you are such a Patatoulis!
Patatoulis by Heatwave_ August 20, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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