Padtato

A person who is mesmerized by the iPad and spends hours a day using it. Much like the classic definition of the couch potato with TV, but with an iPad.

I tried to get them to come outside, but they want to stay inside and be a padtato.

Padtato by astateofmike June 20, 2013

patatoes 

the worlds greatest food!!!!

if u don't like patatoes u should die!

patatoes by carl 17 July 29, 2006

patatoer 

One who eats lots of potatoes.

Hey biznatch, you a big patatoer.
Way-Jen is a big patatoer.

patatoer by m1chaelmichael March 25, 2003

patato 

The things you throw at people.

Look Out!
Huh Oof *thud*

patato by chello May 13, 2005

patato sex 

When you shove your entire hand with a patato strapped to your wrist and pushing it all the way up some ones asshole. (People do this usually because they are fucking freaks)

"AHHHHH THAT PATATO IS SO BIG. I LOVE PATATO SEX"

patato sex by Thiccer_dicker May 24, 2017

patato 

You're bored so you search patato in urban dictionary .
Also there is a well know phrase containing this word

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

oh potato, patato

patato by Someonesomewhere101 December 23, 2019

Patatoulis 

From the greek word: "Πατατούλης" , meaning "little potato man"

Patatoulis is person who is a true comrade in life

-thought provoking
-open minded
-clever
-perceptive
-caring
-entertaining
-funny
-sexy

Hector - Why masturbate on your own when you can do it with others?

Jim - That's such a great idea man, you are such a Patatoulis!

Patatoulis by Heatwave_ August 20, 2022