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A Menis is an imaginary moose that has a penis shaped head.

To draw a Menis, start by drawing two circular eyes that touch. They should be a nice size, not too small or too big. Secondly, draw an elongated "U" shape in order to connect the two circles you had drawn before. At this point, you should have something that looks like an upside down penis. Third, towards the end of the elongated "U" shape, draw a line that is about 90 degrees in comparison to the two long sides of the "U" shape. At this point, you should have the equivalent of a penis tip.

Finally, to make your upsidedown penis look like a Menis, draw two pupils in the center of the circle, draw a penis hole, which will serve as the mouth, and for antlers, connected pubes coming out towards the top of its eyes (Should look something like lightning, but less jagged and more flowy), and then your Menis will be complete
*Tires Screech*
"That was close! We almost hit a Moose!"
"That wasn't a Moose! It was a Menis!"
Menis by Smart Boi Dumb May 16, 2019
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Micro penis. Similar to a chode, but a menis doesn't even have girth.
Hahaha, your menis is so small the police filed it as a missing person!
menis by Angry Andy April 30, 2011
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Pedium Menis 

Similar to pig benis but medium the m and p got swapped used in similar situations as pig benis
Nick the cuck has a Pedium Menis

Chinnifer Maniston 

What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain
Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!
Manisha is the one of the most beautiful words of Hindi.This means the person is beautiful as well.If she loves someone she loves her from her heart.She may be a little dumb but is a very true friend.If you get a friend like Manisha ,one of the biggest chapter of your life will be completed.She is very helpful.She is a pure soul with a big big big heart.She will be the bestest of you best friend.She is funny as well.She may not forgive you easily and even if she says if forgave you,its a 89% she haven't forgave you yet.Manisha in a nutshell is bestest friend with great heart
Why are my friends like this .I wish one day I have Manisha
Manisha by IKnowItAllGuy May 2, 2018
A term used in the celebrity gossip community to denote Jennifer Aniston and her manish appearance. Used in a derogatory manner by those who dislike her.
Brad definitely made the right decision when he dumped that square-jawed Maniston.
Maniston by cupcake princess May 3, 2006
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