Pachong Share definition Flag A person who is exciting, fun, and a dare devil. His penis maybe small and he might be stupid in the head but he's him. Guy 1: "Pachong just took out average c." Guy 2: "I know I seen it." Pachong by IICrimsonTearz May 5, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Pachong mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch