An excited feeling you get after something special happens to you. Feels like there are butterflies flying around in your tummy! Don't worry, you will always be happy after this feeling!
You: You have the big dancesolo today! How do you feel?
Friend: I feel so pachichi!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.