Ancronym for Pound You In The Ass.
Federal PYITA Prison.
"If you do that they'll PYITA"
"I would PYITA for that kolondike bar"
"What would you say if I were to PYITA?"
"How about we go home and I PYITA? Hmm?"
"If you do that they'll PYITA"
"I would PYITA for that kolondike bar"
"What would you say if I were to PYITA?"
"How about we go home and I PYITA? Hmm?"
by loki March 28, 2005
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This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.
Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."
Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.
Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."
Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.
This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
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PYITA • PITA • Pita Bread tits • pita pit • PITA Bread • Pritam • pritard • pita pa key • Pitavs • Pita Chip
by Okay_ilove August 27, 2021
Get the Pitavs mug.Prit' + 'tam origin Sanskrit - Lover or Someone who is full of love and affection for others.
Also used as a name for boys.
Also used as a name for boys.
by ZedAvons May 10, 2009
Get the Pritam mug.1) Acronym for Pain In The Ass, a major annoyance.
2) Flat bread of Mediterranean origin, eaten as is or filled with small pieces of roasted meat, veggies, condiments, etc.
2) Flat bread of Mediterranean origin, eaten as is or filled with small pieces of roasted meat, veggies, condiments, etc.
1) Reinstalling everything after a virus was a true PITA.
2) Greek-style pita is round and thickish, while Cypriot-style pita is elongated and thin.
2) Greek-style pita is round and thickish, while Cypriot-style pita is elongated and thin.
by The Eternal Grunt April 27, 2004
Get the pita mug.The PITA syndrome refers to a person consistently being a pain in the ass to other people. This term is occasionally used by psychologists to refer to a pattern of being consistently annoying or unpleasant.
by Duckbutt September 10, 2004
Get the PITA syndrome mug.One whom likes to sing obnoxiously loud while intoxicated. Usually shoots for a loudness level to satisify the "w niebo głosy" requirement.
Girl comes up to Pytac....Pytac intoxicated responds with his legendary psalm:
Pytac jo se, pytac. Ej, moje dziywce pytac.(breaks to grasp for air and a shot)
(Continues off the decibel charts) Jak se mi nie wierzys. Ej, przypotrz sie na wtykac.
Pytac jo se, pytac. Ej, moje dziywce pytac.(breaks to grasp for air and a shot)
(Continues off the decibel charts) Jak se mi nie wierzys. Ej, przypotrz sie na wtykac.
by Takeaguess90 November 20, 2013
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