pug seduction

A type of seduction that is frankly not seductive but is more of a joke or a prank.

I walked in on something that struck me as more of a pug seduction than a real attempt to get me into the sack!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

pug sex

When a small mexican boy plugs the anal cavity of a chinese pug causing its eyes to pop out even further.

Holy pugnuts! Look at that mexican boy seve plug that pugs ass with such perfection! He must do this all the time! That's some intense pug sex

by dr.nutfuck October 31, 2009

Pug Smuggler

A Pug Smuggler is someone who hides a Pug (dog) in their anal cavity whilst traveling through international borders.

I caught a Pug Smuggler trying to get into Mexico the other day.

by Eagleboobs August 1, 2010

Pug Smuggler

"wretched insipiant!"; One who conceals small sewer-rat like dogs such as pug (Brittish mini-bull dogs)for the selfish irreprehensible act of road Head. This originated as a random catch phrase name to call in's from dj "Iron Mike Benson" of 977 htz fm.

Collin converted to pug smuggler after he victimized Mr. Fields.

by ty cob August 30, 2005

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass

"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.

by ty cob August 30, 2005

Pug Sneeze

Noun: The act of ejaculating in a person's ass. The receiving person then places their anus close to the other person's face as possible and farts. The effect is very similar to when a pug sneezes in your face.

Dude, that girl from class totally pug sneezed all over me last night.

by PuggyCook February 14, 2013

pug sit

Process of baby sitting a pug or group of pugs for a crazy pug lady.

Can someone please pug sit for me while I'm away?

by TheMan1315 February 25, 2017