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Created by Ryan Walls. Forget joey
Joey provoked Gabe into cheating.
Provoked by Ryanwalls622 February 5, 2022

Provoked Woman Wrath 

The conversation and/or actions following certain types of provocation in certain instances of woman. These actions seem wrath-ful, incensed, and condemnatory in nature.

In practice, differentiating between the normal conversation, frustration, anger, and Provoked Woman Wrath conversational stages can sometimes be difficult for the observer. However, there are some common signs. Saying things that shouldn't be said, for absolutely no reason, just to piss one off; is one of these signs.

Provoked Woman Wrath and PMS are not to be confused. They may, and often will; coincide, however there is no actual physical relation between the two. It should be noted that associating the current conversation with PMS is a good way to invoke Provoked Woman Wrath.
Woman: "For the eighth time, can you PLEASE take the trash out?"

Man: *in a minute, hun*

-minutes pass-

Woman: *empties trash on husband*,
and it is a big deal, and it doesn't happen to every guy!

Observer: That was some Provoked Woman Wrath right there.
To wind-up and annoy someone by calling them names repeatedly, prodding, poking, tickling, etc. until they end up puching or kicking the one doing the provoking.

Usually done by smaller siblings to piss off older siblings.
To provoke:

Younger sister: ugly ugly ugly fatty fatty fatty *prods brother with stick ten times*

Older brother: Piss off you stupid girl and stop annoying me! *punches lil sister*

Sister: MUM! He punched me!!!!

Mum: well stop provoking him then *slaps daughter*
Provoke by HellzAngeL123 July 31, 2009

Provokade 

En stolt gamer og sky jomfru. Har det sygeste punchable face, som man bare har lyst til at gennem smadre.

Interesser:

Antisemitisme

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Gaming
Person1: "Hey ham der provokaden, er der pisse irriterende."
Person2: "Ja, han er jo en provokade."
Provokade by 9/11MightBeFake February 28, 2023
To suck a penis. Common slang.
"Go provoke someone you slut"
Provoke by Rhushshs March 15, 2017

Provokedomen 

Someone with a already Provoked Omen.
John is a Provokedomen.
Provokedomen by Provokedomen November 23, 2021
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