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Preciado 

To make love with someone, while thinking of someone else.
I always do it with the lights off, because I don't want my partner to know I am preciadoing.

" did you preciado while we were having sex?"

"pope, is it ok to preciado if I am not pleased?"
Preciado by Jessie Jose April 19, 2012
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Jaime Preciado 

The bass slapping, king of dimples best known for his place in the Mexicore band Pierce The Veil. CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF – IF YOU'RE AN IDIOT – HIS NAME IS FUCKING PRONOUNCED HI-ME NOT JAY-ME. He will make you cry with how perfect he is while also making you laugh because of how goofy and funny he is. If you are given the honor of meeting this human being, he will probably treat you like his best friend and give you infinite hugs upon request. He also smells like sex appeal and passion.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO MARRY JAIME PRECIADO, HE'S SO PERFECT.
Jaime Preciado by shannonspiffy July 24, 2012
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Jaime Preciado 

Jaime Preciado is Pierce The Veil's bassist. His first name is pronounced as either Hi-May or Hi-Me. Anyone who says it as 'Jayme' should be shot dead. As well as playing bass in Pierce The Veil, he produces songs, makes beats and sings on Mike Fuentes' side project, MikeyWhiskeyHands, and is known as the Architechhh. He fucking loves sheepcats in the rain. He is a fantastic person.
It's Jaime Preciado and knows people who know people.
Jaime Preciado by sheepcatbby September 5, 2012

jaime preciado 

person one: dude i saw jaime preciado earlier!!
person two: no way dude! that's so cool!!
jaime preciado by alenlikesdoorknobs September 29, 2022

JAIME PRECIADO 

The best goon material. Jaime preciado is the sexiest man alive.
“Oh I jerk off to Jaime preciado all day. Why do you think I’m so high ranked in Jerkmate.”
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