PQM
PQM by slave to Queen Kitty September 16, 2012
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You were SO bored that you typed out all the possible combinations of the letters on the corners of your keyboard.
Congrats your boredom has peaked!
Congrats your boredom has peaked!
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When you're at the peak of boredom in class and pretty sure you've done every single keyboard combination but then realize you can type pqowieurytlaksjdhfgmznxbcv differently.
"Wait! What if I type pqmzownxiebcurvytlaksjdhfg by switching between the top and bottom rows every pair of letters starting from the left and right traveling toward the center, and then doing the middle row after! That must not be on Urban Dictionary."
pqmzownxiebcurvytlaksjdhfg by aidenpd100 May 1, 2019
pqmz
Extreme boredom + Extreme procrastination = the four corners of the keyboard.
Now that you've read the definition, stop procrastinating and do your work.
Now that you've read the definition, stop procrastinating and do your work.
Jenny was really bored. Jenny wasted 3 hours of her time typing random words into Google. Jenny then spent the next 2 hours typing random patters of letters into the computer such as 'pqmz' 'qwertyuiop' and 'qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp'.
pqmz by CadetofSpace April 30, 2012
PQMM
A "Pretty Queer Meter Maid" that writes you an undeserved parking ticket in a flamboyant matter.
An example of 'text-talk' like lol, jk, and rofl, but used mainly by h-core texters. Used mostly in acronym form over texting for convenience.
An example of 'text-talk' like lol, jk, and rofl, but used mainly by h-core texters. Used mostly in acronym form over texting for convenience.
(text message) Yo, a PQMM just gave me a tckt! But i dnt get $ til tomor
(reply message) ROFL sux 4 u
(reply message) ROFL sux 4 u
PQMM by CreeperStash March 12, 2008
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This is the turning point,there is no where left to go. You have reached the boredom pinical.
You have figured out a way to type the keys on a keyboard without being completely random,and still got a definition.
You have figured out a way to type the keys on a keyboard without being completely random,and still got a definition.
"Hey guess what?" "Please don't say you found another one of those keyboard combin- "I just found a definition for pqmzlaowmxksiencjdurbvhfytg!"
pqmzlaowmxksiencjdurbvhfytg by Ymoyunropdsue February 11, 2022
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this is when you reach the bored maximum and you go diagonal and the mirror the keys on your keyboard
pqmzlaowksmxiedjcnrufhvbtg by Henry Dinglenut January 9, 2023
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