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Extreme boredom + Extreme procrastination = the four corners of the keyboard.

Now that you've read the definition, stop procrastinating and do your work.
Jenny was really bored. Jenny wasted 3 hours of her time typing random words into Google. Jenny then spent the next 2 hours typing random patters of letters into the computer such as 'pqmz' 'qwertyuiop' and 'qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp'.
pqmz by CadetofSpace April 30, 2012
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You were SO bored that you typed out all the possible combinations of the letters on the corners of your keyboard.
Congrats your boredom has peaked!
You probably have important homework due, yet you would rather do this because anything is better than homework.
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pqmzownxiebcurvytlaksjdhfg 

When you're at the peak of boredom in class and pretty sure you've done every single keyboard combination but then realize you can type pqowieurytlaksjdhfgmznxbcv differently.
"Wait! What if I type pqmzownxiebcurvytlaksjdhfg by switching between the top and bottom rows every pair of letters starting from the left and right traveling toward the center, and then doing the middle row after! That must not be on Urban Dictionary."

pqmzlaowmxksiencjdurbvhfytg 

This is the turning point,there is no where left to go. You have reached the boredom pinical.
You have figured out a way to type the keys on a keyboard without being completely random,and still got a definition.
"Hey guess what?" "Please don't say you found another one of those keyboard combin- "I just found a definition for pqmzlaowmxksiencjdurbvhfytg!"

pqmzlaowksmxiedjcnrufhvbtg 

this is when you reach the bored maximum and you go diagonal and the mirror the keys on your keyboard
i was bored so i typed pqmzlaowksmxiedjcnrufhvbtg in my keyboard

pqmzlaownxksiebcjdurvhfytg 

When you're SO, SO, SOOOO bored you just start to do qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm matches where you would usually expect to not find searches from here. At this point, you probably already finished work or school, and now you're on your laptop at 7PM doing absolutely nothing.
Person 1:Uhhhh, I have nothing to do... pqmzlaownxksiebcjdurvhfytg

God: Hold on there you're still not ready to go to heaven yet, go find something to do instead of being in this boredom!

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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