Posing 

Portraying yourself as something other than who you are.

You are not your grandmother you never met, the other people you've been imitating most of your life, or anybody else you've been posing as. You're you, even if you'd rather be those other people.

Posing by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021

POSing 

The act of being a POS (piece of shit).

Applied to computers and other technology that randomly become a POS. Similar to PMSing in human females.

"I can't get anything done this morning, my computer is POSing all over the place."

POSing by cchiz November 3, 2009

Posing 

Going for a look, an image.

She wanted to look tough posing with her carbine in the picture.

Posing by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

posing for animal crackers 

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

posing for animal crackers by Lady NY February 4, 2017

Posing a rabbit 

Verb. To ditch somebody on a date.

"Hey, how'd the date with Jenny go?"
"Not so well. She posed a rabbit."
"What the shit does posing a rabbit mean?"
"Learn french."

Posing a rabbit by smpoza October 28, 2011

posing pouch

item of underwear which accentuates the male genetalia

as modeled by david "the hoff" hasselhoff and steve-o

i'll put on my posing pouch to show off my dick

posing pouch by smog monster September 19, 2008

Posing in front of airport security

Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!

Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario

Posing in front of airport security by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2021