MrWhomstDVe's definitions

Posing in front of airport security

Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!

Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario

by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2021

Capitalism

It’s what I discuss when my brother tries to get even one-fraction of a bowl of pasta.

Capitalism is all for me.

by MrWhomstDVe September 3, 2021

Tarzan

An ape man who wound up in Africa from England, was assigned Viscount, raised by apes, and is able to literally swing on vines using his bum-cheeks holding the bottom.

That begs the question...

Was Tarzan ever chaste before he met Jane? Or was he clappin’ them gorilla cheeks? 👏🏼💋💋💋

by MrWhomstDVe February 26, 2020

Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!

Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.

by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021

Most addictive game play now

Seriously, I’m not here for cheeks, you stupid air breather, I only wanted fun definitions

Most addictive game play now is a disgrace to humanity

by MrWhomstDVe January 7, 2022

Don't Drop the Soap

Good advice for prisoners:
If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you'll be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Ergo, with your bum out and in clear sight, you're gonna have to take it in the bum from a sick, psychotic fellow inmate.

Don't Drop the Soap, for if you do, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by MrWhomstDVe February 9, 2020

beautiful thing

Whatever meal you order from Harvey’s, you can call it your “beautiful thing,” and everyone else will catch the reference.

Bullwinkle: Hey there... Just ordered my beautiful thing...
Rocky: What beautiful thing?
Bullwinkle: Harvey's makes them that way!

by MrWhomstDVe March 19, 2020