Definitions by MrWhomstDVe

uss 

To uss means to forcefully change any number or amount higher or lower through a proletarian excuse. This word was coined by Peter Griffin when he pretended to be a Hasidic Jew and was kicked in the crotch by an actual Jew, in the episode “Brian Sings and Swings.”
The closed captions on that episode originally spelled the past tense of this word as “us’d.” The word’s new spelling is derived from the Ultimate Family Guy Compilation.

They wanted $800 for a TV, but I ussed them down to $500.
*kick* OW!

uss by MrWhomstDVe June 27, 2022

go ghost 

To go ghost means to disappear, either to turn into a ghost or disappear from somebody’s sight, or even his life. It has many other meanings that have to do with sensual activity or suicide.

The pizza will go ghost

go ghost by MrWhomstDVe April 20, 2022

Most addictive game play now 

Seriously, I’m not here for cheeks, you stupid air breather, I only wanted fun definitions

Most addictive game play now is a disgrace to humanity

Most addictive game play now by MrWhomstDVe January 7, 2022

Posing in front of airport security

Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!

Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario

Posing in front of airport security by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2021

scrooch 

To freeze someone stiff as a bullet by firing a foreign charge of energy from a scrooch gun. The effect has a duration which is set by the weapon's dials.

"Which one of you is the brains?"
"I am!"
"Because if you are, we're gonna scrooch you!"
"S/He is!"

scrooch by MrWhomstDVe November 7, 2021

Capitalism 

It’s what I discuss when my brother tries to get even one-fraction of a bowl of pasta.

Capitalism is all for me.

Capitalism by MrWhomstDVe September 3, 2021

Dating for seniors 

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!

Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.

Dating for seniors by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021