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the Happy Tree Friend, also known as "Amicus venerandum", is a North American species of the Mammalia class. A tree friend usually appears as an adorable woodland creature, with different species forms ranging from rabbits to squirrels to chipmunks. They have boot feet, buck-teeth, heart noses, and Pac-Man eyes. All of them have thin lines located on their philtrum, between the nose and mouth. According to MrRockGuy who gave a definition to this in June 2004, they die in horribly violent accidents and situations, and this is actually true too sometimes! However, mostly when they get hurt, they will make noises ranging from screams to whimpers, and depict injuries as well. Mostly, there is no blood in the injuries, but some bleeding, to make sure it's appropriate for children. These animals behave mostly like children, seeking people to play with. Even though they can get bored too, they are also kept as pets according to Statistics Canada. Some of them have cheeks too; a few of them have freckles, gapped teeth, and antlers if they're a moose. They can sing, speak clear English and gibberish, and dance.
According to Animal Planet, they are usually found in cities and towns, even in rural places. As well as that, they can even be found in America too! If a tree friend appears as an anteater, the animal has NO BUCKTEETH OR NOSE, just a trunk.
According to Animal Planet, they are usually found in cities and towns, even in rural places. As well as that, they can even be found in America too! If a tree friend appears as an anteater, the animal has NO BUCKTEETH OR NOSE, just a trunk.
some british boi narrator named michael rosen: hey guys watching the telly, this is bbc planet earth. today we be taking a look at, well, can't see ems?
a tree friend: Wheeeee! *laughing* Wahoo! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: AAAGH!! A TREE FRIEND!! Y'ALL NOT SURVIVE!! MUST YEET!!
*yeets the tree friend and pulls out his meaty striped venison in order to use him as food*
the narrator: oh, its called a happy tree friend. well, we're in a forest in London, England. A seething predator, homo sapiens, is violently gaming the animal. I've just found the animal to actually be Cuddles the rabbit.
*after*
narrator: we see a family in London eating this tree friend. it's complete with spices and pepper as well as other seasonings.
elmer fudd: ahh, woasted wabbit boi
a tree friend: Wheeeee! *laughing* Wahoo! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: AAAGH!! A TREE FRIEND!! Y'ALL NOT SURVIVE!! MUST YEET!!
*yeets the tree friend and pulls out his meaty striped venison in order to use him as food*
the narrator: oh, its called a happy tree friend. well, we're in a forest in London, England. A seething predator, homo sapiens, is violently gaming the animal. I've just found the animal to actually be Cuddles the rabbit.
*after*
narrator: we see a family in London eating this tree friend. it's complete with spices and pepper as well as other seasonings.
elmer fudd: ahh, woasted wabbit boi
by MrWhomstDVe December 29, 2018
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Instead of the cocktail of 600 harmful chemicals found in normal cigarettes, Fruity Pebbles are used to substitute them, creating a safe and fruity smoking experience that'll make you say "YYYYYYYYABBA DABBA DOOBIE!!!"
Instead of the cocktail of 600 harmful chemicals found in normal cigarettes, Fruity Pebbles are used to substitute them, creating a safe and fruity smoking experience that'll make you say "YYYYYYYYABBA DABBA DOOBIE!!!"
by MrWhomstDVe August 19, 2019
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Me: ay, u want some Pringles?
Roger Rabbit: hmm, i ain't tasted those before in a year!
Baku: whoa! those are cool! i'ma try some!
Werner Werman: hallo. lemme get zem Pringles, please.
Me: how about you guys and I eat the chips?
Yep. Once you pop, you can't stop.
Roger Rabbit: hmm, i ain't tasted those before in a year!
Baku: whoa! those are cool! i'ma try some!
Werner Werman: hallo. lemme get zem Pringles, please.
Me: how about you guys and I eat the chips?
Yep. Once you pop, you can't stop.
by MrWhomstDVe October 3, 2019
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A scum app invented by Boris and Natasha at the behest of Fearless Leader to treat writers (including Rocky and Bullwinkle) like dirt over small errors and make Sethical lose his whole channel because they think slang is complete bulldust. Heck, I could pull a better app out of my hat.
A scum app invented by Boris and Natasha at the behest of Fearless Leader to treat writers (including Rocky and Bullwinkle) like dirt over small errors and make Sethical lose his whole channel because they think slang is complete bulldust. Heck, I could pull a better app out of my hat.
This definition has been hacked. Only 🅿️ottsylvanians whoms’t’d’ve’ll utilize Grammarly can see this.
by MrWhomstDVe January 17, 2020
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Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!
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If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you'll be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Ergo, with your bum out and in clear sight, you're gonna have to take it in the bum from a sick, psychotic fellow inmate.
If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you'll be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Ergo, with your bum out and in clear sight, you're gonna have to take it in the bum from a sick, psychotic fellow inmate.
Don't Drop the Soap, for if you do, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by MrWhomstDVe February 9, 2020
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