Taco Bell

Where you can get some nice Mexican food at a cheap price; but just be careful, because you might end up with a singed, ashen bum-hole in 2 hours. Yep, a lot of people are saying Taco Bell’s food is causing them to end up like this owing to explosive diarrhea from their low-quality tacos, burritos, and what not*.
Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!
by MrWhomstDVe January 19, 2020
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coronavirus

The virus that will destruct everybody in the world if we don't put in our efforts quickly.
Follow advice from your Government or any other trusted sources for prevention. There might or might not be a vaccine for it available in a year or two or three.
Plus, it's fuelling racism against Asians and domestic violence.
CORONAVIRUS + BEER = CORONABEERUS
by MrWhomstDVe March 23, 2020
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uss

To uss means to forcefully change any number or amount higher or lower through a proletarian excuse. This word was coined by Peter Griffin when he pretended to be a Hasidic Jew and was kicked in the crotch by an actual Jew, in the episode “Brian Sings and Swings.”
The closed captions on that episode originally spelled the past tense of this word as “us’d.” The word’s new spelling is derived from the Ultimate Family Guy Compilation.
They wanted $800 for a TV, but I ussed them down to $500.
*kick* OW!
by MrWhomstDVe June 27, 2022
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Capitalism

It’s what I discuss when my brother tries to get even one-fraction of a bowl of pasta.
Capitalism is all for me.
by MrWhomstDVe September 03, 2021
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Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!
Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario
by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2021
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Simp

A person, no matter their gender, who ends up doing way too much for a partner.
by MrWhomstDVe August 02, 2020
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Don't Drop the Soap

Good advice for prisoners:
If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you'll be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Ergo, with your bum out and in clear sight, you're gonna have to take it in the bum from a sick, psychotic fellow inmate.
Don't Drop the Soap, for if you do, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by MrWhomstDVe February 09, 2020
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