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PITA fee
A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.
This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.
Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."
Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.
Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."
Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.
This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
PITA fee by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
Pigfarts
Imaginary magical school on Mars. Draco Malfoy desperately wants a rocketship so he can attend this particular school. The headmaster is named Rumbleroar. He's a lion...who can talk. If you are a good student, Rumbleroar will let you ride on his back.
Made popular by Harry Potter the Musical.
Made popular by Harry Potter the Musical.
"Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum"
"I can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars! You NEEEED a rocketship!"
"I can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars! You NEEEED a rocketship!"
Pigfarts by Butterface10 July 4, 2009
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Pitia by Its.Dat.Boi.Pitia December 16, 2017