PINTO

Pinto means cock in Brazil (not "small cock", like some entries here say). "Pintinho" would be small cock. There.
Nao se esqueca de sacudir o pinto antes de coloca-lo de volta dentro da calca. ("Don't forget to shake your cock before you put it back in your pants." (after you take a leak, that is)
by Brazilian Dude February 28, 2009
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PINTO

1: (PIN-TO) A TYPE OF BEAN, USUALLY COOKED IN A SLOW COOKER. PLURAL: PINTO BEANS

2: (PEEN-TO) A SLANG TERM USED BY CORRECTIONAL OFFICERS REFERING TO AN INMATE. PLURAL: PINTOS
1: Pinto beans taste like dirt.

2: Hey ______(insert officer name here) look at those pintos in the yard they are doing burpies again.
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Pintoed

When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.
This girl pintoed so hard last night and has work at 9 today.
by SkinnyDickDaddy October 22, 2016
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pinto

heavily tatooed vato just released from prison
That pinto was just released from Pelican Bay.
by Ruca13 December 07, 2007
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Pinto

Noun: Refers to someone with a penis this is less than five inches in length when erect.
Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.
Billy: "Hey Sally my friend Joe has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect."

Sally: " Wow, I feel really bad for that Pinto."

Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis."
by The Four inch Fairy November 18, 2009
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Pinto

1. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or sexual context.

2. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.
1. "It's not my fault I ship Pinto; it's their fault for being so awesome together."

2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"
by CaptainFine May 27, 2009
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pintoed

When a fat, unattractive, puerto-rican voms in your mouth as the two of you are making out drunk.
D: "How was the party!?"
T: "Great! until I got straight straught p pintoed by this one B..."
by Dr.Morrison December 08, 2008
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