PING!

When the pressure placed on a button is just before the breaking point. If there is a thread failure, when the button comes off, the noise it makes is similar to a ricochet of a bullet.... PING!. Usually found on pants that are WAY too tight, or well endowed women (usually followed or proceeded by Eee-Rrr if it is on a tight shirt.

Worker #1: Wow, check it out!!! Eee-Rrr, Eee-Rrr. PING!.
Worker #2: Tell me about it. Better get the safety glasses on in case that top botton comes loose.
Worker #1: Fuck that, get the body armor out!!!!

by Frainslug February 28, 2006

ping

The time it takes for a network packet to leave your computer, go to another one, and return. Lower = better. Can also be a source of gloating in network games. Typically measured in milliseconds.

"Dude, your ping is 300. Get the hell off my server before I boot you!"

"Ha ha, lowest ping!"

by thlayli January 13, 2003

Ping

The sexy sound that the M1 Garand makes when its out of ammo in its magazine

M1 Garand: PING!

by BlenderThatBlendsThings October 29, 2016

ping

A term that was used on a submarine to tell the sonar operate to send out a sound wave through water to determine if there were any other submarines nearby.

Give me One Ping and One Ping only.

by Foghorn Leghorn 0726 May 19, 2013

ping

a virtual "poke" (email, instant message, etc.) usually sent for reminder purposes.

feel free to ping me if i haven't gotten back to you by friday morning!

by dont use my name ever again September 24, 2005

Ping

The sound you hear when someone sets off your gaydar.

Kristen Stewart pings louder than a U-boat in enemy territory.

by TheFrozenPirate July 15, 2010

ping

A quote or saying a raver would use when they are describing their level of high at that moment in the rave or during the pre-rave party. Specifies that one is very high on the drug, MDMA

well boys, it's about that time...PING!!!

by Mr. Koolhaus November 5, 2011