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Person Im Dating Right Now
girl: let's just get this straight, i'm dating you, but i'm not your girl
guy: okay then, "Friend"
girl: omg why'd you say that? that sounds SUPER WEIRD :(
guy: okay, what should i call you then? BABE? BOO? CUPCAKE? PIDRN?
girl: PIDRN?
guy: Person Im Dating Right Now
girl: what's that? that's super cute! you should go on urbandictionary and make it a thing
guy: sure
PIDRN by jaycen2011 July 13, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
This is this word that you accidently type while trying to type porn
Damn it dude i accidentally typed pirn in my laptop
Pirn by Fuckgoof mcgee September 14, 2016
Related Words
PIDRN pirn Pidro piernini Pirnie pidansart Pidnee Pidnts pidoncal Pidongus
Common misspelling of the word porn. You're probably here because you were looking up porn too fast and saw the urban dictionary defininition and got curious
*typing* "hardcore pirn"
*out loud* shit
Pirn by Sum fuckin hic July 28, 2018
What you type really fast in your browser when you misspell porn.
Todd was very horny and he misspelt ‘porn’, now he’s on urban dictionary looking at pirn.
Pirn by Littleford89 March 5, 2019
I'm just gonna go to pirnhub, oh f*ck!
pirnhub by Celsiuss January 6, 2016
A guy that acts like a good role model but really is a creeper
I wouldn’t let your daughter hang out with that Pirnie if I were you
Pirnie by Sweetwaterturnedsour November 16, 2018
my pidyn is demonly
gosh, look at the size of his pidyn
mae ei pidyn yn rhy fawr
rhoi'r pidyn mewn yr twll gwain!
pidyn by strange fear May 9, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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