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LIterally means Stupid!
Pidnts is stupid upside down!
MIchelle is a Pidnts because ummmmmmm idk! Cuz she is!
Pidnts by Alvafro! March 30, 2010
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Couple of Pints 

More than 2 drinks when you go out with your friends no matter what your partner thinks
Going out for a couple of Pints with the lads
Couple of Pints by Scotch Jock November 19, 2021

Pintsman 

That crafty individual over there is quite the Pintsman.
Pintsman by yellow_sno July 27, 2011

Sneaky Pints 

The act of going to the pub with one or more colleagues during work hours for beer. The best way to do this is to arrange a false meeting that your boss thinks you're attending while in reality you and the dude from the finance department will be downing pints at an Irish pub.
1 pm Thursday afternoon:

Colleague 1 - "Hey Yuri, don't forget about our 3 o'clock meeting tomorrow with the publishers downtown"

Colleague 2 - "Oh I wouldn't miss that meeting for the world Christian"

3 pm Friday afternoon

Colleague 1 - "Man is this a good Guinness!"

Colleague 2 - "Pints are the best, especially when they are sneaky pints!!!"
Sneaky Pints by elricochico September 17, 2014

pintsmanship 

The ability to hold one's beer without spilling it all over the shop.
Animal spills his beer all over Tres.
Big Bird: Mate that's terrible pintsmanship.
pintsmanship by MCC_TRES September 16, 2009

Glory Pints 

Glory Pints (GPs) - A term used to indicate the consumption of ale when conditions are perfect to enjoy a few glasses of beer, larger or stout ... Often used in Northern Ireland around times of celebtation.
James - "Hey Dave, have you caught up with Deano yet? He's sitting over there by the bar..."

Dave - "Yea, I've just been chatting to him, he's pretty wrecked! - and it's not even 10pm yet!"

James - "Well what do you expect dude! The guy has just booked another round the world trip! He's had 7 Glory Pints already..."

Dave - "Are you shitting me!? He never told me...! Let's go have a drink with him to celebrate!

James - "Fuckin - A!"

Dave (to bartender) - "Barkeep! 3 Glory Pints right away!"
Glory Pints by DADacronyms August 15, 2010

Sega Pints 

A drink containing (at least) 4 shots of Jägermeister in a pint glass and topped up with Red Bull.

The aforementioned pint MUST be downed in one.
Martin: I fancy a Jager Bomb.

Luke: We should do some Jager PINTS!!

Amir: Did you say SEGA PINTS?

Mike: Man - your such a douche!

Amir: (After downing the pint) That my friend - was AWESOME!!!
Sega Pints by SEGA BOMBER August 18, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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