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Slang term for the head of ones penis.
Tom: Why’d you break up with Tammy? What happened?
Phil: Last night she accidentally gnawed on my phed, that shit hurted!
Tom: That fuckin sucks.
Phed by Penile_Connoisseur March 9, 2019
Words you can keep
Only doing something if being paid and fed
I will only wear a banana costume to school if I was Phed.

I won’t visit my grandma unless you phed me.
Phed by Fuzzyblueapple1 September 8, 2020
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Acronym
Pubic Hair Entanglement Disorder or pubitanglia
Try this new shampoo expecially formulated to prevent PHED.
PHED by Felatio Do Good April 2, 2010

Wal-Phed 

The ghetto version of Suda-Phed sold by Walgreens

Slammed, dunked, duped or made an ass of
My husband bought me Wal=Phed because its a recession and we aint got no dough

I was wal-phed into going to that party - man it sucked!
Wal-Phed by Ballerz Hollerz Mallerz February 19, 2009
A girl who's funny, loving, ambitious, and adorable. She always cheers you up if you're sad. She is always loyal and will stick by your side. She is a great friend. Everybody who passes her up is missing out on a lot.
"OML that girl is so nice she is such a Phedra."
"You're so lucky I wish I had a friend that's like a Phedra"
Phedra by Piero Romano December 31, 2016
A word to that is a substitute for "Tight" or "Freaking Awesome." Used as slang in descriptions such as, "We pheddy," instead of "We're hella awesome."
That dance move was pheddy.
pheddy by Jason_mmpr December 8, 2007

Phedopile 

What a gay friend gets pissed off at when someone calls him that. Something to do with a copycat of Sam Seder.
Hatriot: My gay friend told me long time ago to said to me , everybody can call me with any bad names and i don’t care , but when somebody call me phedopile just because i am gay then i am really pissed off.
David Pakman: Wut?
Hatriot: and that your narative is gonna be the kee for Trump win in 2020
Phedopile by WeedTree August 23, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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