Phed

Slang term for the head of one’s penis.

Tom: Why’d you break up with Tammy? What happened?
Phil: Last night she accidentally gnawed on my phed, that shit hurted!
Tom: That fuckin sucks.

I will only wear a banana costume to school if I was Phed.

I won’t visit my grandma unless you phed me.

by Fuzzyblueapple1 September 9, 2020

PHED

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by Felatio Do Good April 3, 2010

The ghetto version of Suda-Phed sold by Walgreens

Slammed, dunked, duped or made an ass of

My husband bought me Wal=Phed because its a recession and we aint got no dough

I was wal-phed into going to that party - man it sucked!