Phed

Slang term for the head of one’s penis.

Tom: Why’d you break up with Tammy? What happened?
Phil: Last night she accidentally gnawed on my phed, that shit hurted!
Tom: That fuckin sucks.

by Penile_Connoisseur March 9, 2019

Phed

Only doing something if being paid and fed

I will only wear a banana costume to school if I was Phed.

I won’t visit my grandma unless you phed me.

by Fuzzyblueapple1 September 8, 2020

PHED

Acronym
Pubic Hair Entanglement Disorder or pubitanglia

Try this new shampoo expecially formulated to prevent PHED.

by Felatio Do Good April 2, 2010

Wal-Phed

The ghetto version of Suda-Phed sold by Walgreens

Slammed, dunked, duped or made an ass of

My husband bought me Wal=Phed because its a recession and we aint got no dough

I was wal-phed into going to that party - man it sucked!

by Ballerz Hollerz Mallerz February 19, 2009

Phedra

A girl who's funny, loving, ambitious, and adorable. She always cheers you up if you're sad. She is always loyal and will stick by your side. She is a great friend. Everybody who passes her up is missing out on a lot.

"OML that girl is so nice she is such a Phedra."
"You're so lucky I wish I had a friend that's like a Phedra"

by Piero Romano December 31, 2016

pheddy

A word to that is a substitute for "Tight" or "Freaking Awesome." Used as slang in descriptions such as, "We pheddy," instead of "We're hella awesome."

That dance move was pheddy.

by Jason_mmpr December 8, 2007

Phedopile

What a gay friend gets pissed off at when someone calls him that. Something to do with a copycat of Sam Seder.

Hatriot: My gay friend told me long time ago to said to me , everybody can call me with any bad names and i don’t care , but when somebody call me phedopile just because i am gay then i am really pissed off.
David Pakman: Wut?
Hatriot: and that your narative is gonna be the kee for Trump win in 2020

by WeedTree August 23, 2019