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Slang term for the head of one’s penis.
Tom: Why’d you break up with Tammy? What happened?
Phil: Last night she accidentally gnawed on my phed, that shit hurted!
Tom: That fuckin sucks.
by Penile_Connoisseur March 09, 2019
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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Only doing something if being paid and fed
I will only wear a banana costume to school if I was Phed.

I won’t visit my grandma unless you phed me.
by Fuzzyblueapple1 September 08, 2020
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Acronym
Pubic Hair Entanglement Disorder or pubitanglia
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by Felatio Do Good April 02, 2010
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