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jason puncheon 

A lad who’s girlfriend is way better looking than he is
jason puncheon by Clockclick December 12, 2017

penchentable 

when someone is attractive, and you are willing to submit yourself to having sex with them

penchentable is derived from the French verb "se penchent", which means "to bend over"

also see: fuckable
hey, did you see that girl ? she is so penchentable

Puncheon 

The finest rum in the caribbean. Mainly drank by Trini's, and by those who enjoy liming and looking for a good time. It's not less than 75% alcohol, so you could literally get fucked up.
Man: Eh Gyal bring d puncheon!
Man #2: Yeh man pass rum, pass rum!
Puncheon by JCSang October 20, 2008
Pentheon owns you in socom, therefor he is God.
Pentheon by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Penchenism 

The act of appearing literate about a certain subject, and providing an apt explanation pertaining to that subject, only to reveal that you know nothing about that subject and you made everything up.

The word penchenism in and of itself is a penchenism that was used to describe strawberry farming.
Dog groomer here, the reason the dog is growling like that is actually due to the yellow on his shirt. Dogs can see yellow pretty clearly and high fluorescent yellow can give them sensory overload. Scientists have actually concluded that I actually made this all up and I'm not a dog groomer. That is a penchenism.
Penchenism by NotAsterza August 22, 2022
To violently fuck a senior citizen
Wanna stop by the nursing home and go ponchooning
Ponchoon by Dangler1111 August 16, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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