penice 

Two or more penises, at the same location simultaneously.

Sean suckes penice, he is a slut, because otherwise, he would only be sucking one cock (particularly Patrick Moschiano's).

penice by Damn It All To The Depths Of Hell! August 21, 2007

penice 

when a males penis becomes shivled due to the extreme cold, and can be likened to ice.
Painfully shrunken and frozen genitals.

"If that happened I would jump out my window in the harsh New England winter and run three laps around my house naked, and get a mean case of penice."

penice by sixthree December 7, 2006

penice 

A word of advice and encouragement to those acting like “penis’s” to then instead act nicely. Used to call out when one is being rude so they can improve their attitude. Can also be used as life advice or a motto. Pronounced PEE-NICE.

Always remember to penice!!

penice by AnonymouslyAmazingAndy April 28, 2024

Good Lord there's penice!

An expression used when someone online tricks you into looking at gay porn.

guy: google gay sex
guy2: GOOD LORD THERE'S PENICE!

Good Lord there's penice! by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

perice 

When yarndling, if the perice grinds against the tallen it can produce an unpleasant rasping noise. Not to be confused with the peruce, which can produce a similar noise.

Did you know your tarifold is missing its perice lozenge?

perice by Cod Michael June 23, 2020

Penceworld 

A backup plan, waiting in the White House wings, also elitist and divisive but appearing moderate and polite.

American nightmares are fueled by the prospect of Penceworld, a dark and terrifying political climate with no separation between church and state.

Penceworld by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2017

Pence Face 

n. A facial expression held, often for extended periods of time, by someone experiencing intense pleasure approaching ecstatic adoration; such pleasure derived, however, not from the contemplation of the beloved, but the activation of a remotely controlled vibrator located in the wearer’s rectum or vagina.

Ex. Mike caught a big break and was able to maintain his Pence Face during Donald’s entire speech thanks to Devin’s deft control of the Mike's anal vibrator.

Pence Face by ciabrat May 28, 2018