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A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".
Most penes are around 3 inches flaccid.
penes by anonym0u$e December 3, 2022
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The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.
"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."
penes by ColdFusion July 16, 2003
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The correct usage for the plural of penis. However, it should not be a real word; because there should never be a sentence involving more than one penis.
Drunk slut: Oh, I sucked so many penes last night

Random guy: That shouldn't even be a word.
Penes by webbedtoehero January 17, 2011
The word pene is penis In Spanish they can be big or small
Those penes are really granda
Penes by Thiccy Nicky January 2, 2019

Penes and Beans

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A multitude of male genitalia

Synonym: Cocks and balls
With extreme determination, he sniffed out the penes and beans.

penes alfredo 

Wow, kathy sure loves penes alfredo!
penes alfredo by MrHayato May 11, 2011
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO PENIS, more like peensus *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
peensus by aroacegang March 23, 2021
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