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Penes

The correct usage for the plural of penis. However, it should not be a real word; because there should never be a sentence involving more than one penis.
Drunk slut: Oh, I sucked so many penes last night

Random guy: That shouldn't even be a word.
by webbedtoehero January 17, 2011
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Penes

The word pene is penis In Spanish they can be big or small
Those penes are really granda
by Thiccy Nicky January 2, 2019
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penes

A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".
Most penes are around 3 inches flaccid.
by anonym0u$e December 3, 2022
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penes

The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.
"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."
by ColdFusion July 16, 2003
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pene

1: Oh, hola amigo, tu tienes no pene!
2: I dont speak spanish
1: Thats good because right now you would want to kill me!
by Hizzo April 11, 2003
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pene

by Wheto Ford April 11, 2003
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Pene

1. To win a football match by a margin of 3 goals or higher
2. Inserting the male sexual organ into someone
3. Hopping on ps with the mandem
‘It’s impossible not to give govind the pene when playing against him on FIFA’

‘Giving ur mum el pene last night was the best thing I’ve done since drinking some Crite’

‘Anyone pening lads?’
by junibus February 16, 2019
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