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Pedifile 

A file specially designed for use on the foot.
I got a Pedifile for my mom so she could shave off her grotesque corns.
Pedifile by Tony Kirby November 28, 2010

pedifile 

when you are 19 and you fuck a 15 year old your friends might call you a pedifile.
"biz, did you really fuck a 15 year old, wow your a pedifile
pedifile by joe peppe April 15, 2008

pedifile 

17 year old guys that talk to more than 1 girl who are all under 15
donnie is such a pedifile
pedifile by heeeeeeeeeybaby October 14, 2008

Pedifile 

A pedifile is someone who likes kids, exsposed Chuck E. Cheese, and song got ruined by subway surfers 😑.
“Bro I love Shane’s conspiracies!”
“Shane isn’t the same after I heard HES A PEDIFILE!!”
“Bro no wayyyyyyyy! He ruined Chuck E. Cheese for me!!
Pedifile by Unknown46789 August 2, 2020

pedifile van 

Those big vans that are bigger then mini vans and have big windows in them with blinds. Also they can be just normal vans that look like crap and might also be know as a beaner van because it has a window gone and a plastic bag duct taped to replace it. The guy driving the van either has on a wifebeater, a mulet, untied boots with pant legs tucked into them, dark aviaters, a trench coat without a shirt underneath or a combination of.
Did you see that pedifile van? I was afraid somebody would jump out and rape me.

or

Fucking vans, only pedifiles drive them.
pedifile van by Teeta January 25, 2008

pedofile 

a person who really, really needs to learn how to spell
the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class
pedofile by Damn Straight January 26, 2005
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