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- Things that are generally round and for some reason drive men crazy.

- They make people think you want them to throw things in between them.

- Dirty pillows, golden bozos, "the twins", tits, curves, honkers, hooters, cans, jugs, knockers, boobies and generally third base in male mythology.

- The universal answer to all questions.

- What brings peace and joy to mankind.
Yo', check out her pappies! I'd love to get lost in those.
pappies by d' man November 4, 2007
Words you can keep

joe pappies 

Big ole titties!!
Yo, you seen that lady?!? She had some Joe Pappies!!!
joe pappies by Mandyland13 June 16, 2018

Score puppies 

(exclamation) a phrase used to express a strong feeling of excitement and astonishment
1. Score puppies! I just got a promotion at work!

2. I can’t believe I just won the raffle! Score puppies!
Score puppies by not_an_alien March 18, 2021

knicker puppies 

noun - huge sweater puppies that have fallen to knee level
Hey man, that chick should be wearing a bra. Her bazooms are hangin' so low they've become knicker puppies.
knicker puppies by TsuDho November 23, 2009
Puppies are cute little things. They like to play and have fun well most of them. Puppies and dogs are both awesome
Puppies are awesome and dogs
puppies by Mangeldash May 19, 2018

stabbin' puppies 

The high pitched squealing sound your girlfriend or wife makes whilst having really amazing sex.

Last night when I was fuckin' my girlfriend her mom said it sounded like we were stabbin' puppies!
stabbin' puppies by sdavis January 1, 2008

Soccer Puppies

The Soccer Puppies is a nickname for the Fort William Football club in Scotland, based out of Fort William in Lochaber, Scotland, as well as their ultras.

The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.

From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.
Steer clear of Lochaber this week, the Soccer Puppies' ultras are gonna stomp any Bhoys that set forth North of Ballachulish.
Soccer Puppies by Woodlandscaley August 25, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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