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- Things that are generally round and for some reason drive men crazy.

- They make people think you want them to throw things in between them.

- Dirty pillows, golden bozos, "the twins", tits, curves, honkers, hooters, cans, jugs, knockers, boobies and generally third base in male mythology.

- The universal answer to all questions.

- What brings peace and joy to mankind.
Yo', check out her pappies! I'd love to get lost in those.
pappies by d' man November 4, 2007
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joe pappies 

Big ole titties!!
Yo, you seen that lady?!? She had some Joe Pappies!!!
joe pappies by Mandyland13 June 16, 2018

Score puppies 

(exclamation) a phrase used to express a strong feeling of excitement and astonishment
1. Score puppies! I just got a promotion at work!

2. I can’t believe I just won the raffle! Score puppies!
Score puppies by not_an_alien March 18, 2021

knicker puppies 

noun - huge sweater puppies that have fallen to knee level
Hey man, that chick should be wearing a bra. Her bazooms are hangin' so low they've become knicker puppies.
knicker puppies by TsuDho November 23, 2009
Puppies are cute little things. They like to play and have fun well most of them. Puppies and dogs are both awesome
Puppies are awesome and dogs
puppies by Mangeldash May 19, 2018

stabbin' puppies 

The high pitched squealing sound your girlfriend or wife makes whilst having really amazing sex.
Last night when I was fuckin' my girlfriend her mom said it sounded like we were stabbin' puppies!
stabbin' puppies by sdavis January 1, 2008

Soccer Puppies

The Soccer Puppies is a nickname for the Fort William Football club in Scotland, based out of Fort William in Lochaber, Scotland, as well as their ultras.

The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.

From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.
Steer clear of Lochaber this week, the Soccer Puppies' ultras are gonna stomp any Bhoys that set forth North of Ballachulish.
Soccer Puppies by Woodlandscaley August 25, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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