PAIN™ 

It's me the one who brings pain with illsec shit bc I'm a

SKEEEEEEED

Contact a doctor before @'ing illsec about the PAIN™ I caused with his shit

PAIN™ by PAIN™ February 26, 2023

paint a turd pink 

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.

The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"

paint a turd pink by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017

Mexican Paint Job 

When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.

"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."

Mexican Paint Job by Construction Kenny October 10, 2017

rectal painting 

Practical joke where several people eat foods that give them diarrhea and they go out and try to spray fecal matter from out of their anus on to the houses of the chosen target of the joke.

It was the night before Halloween. Ben and his friends decided to embrace the new devil's night fad. Instead of going with the tired and old toilet papering of people's houses; they were going to do some rectal painting of people's houses. Unfortunately they forgot the toilet paper and Ben found himself running from the cops with shitty underwear and some greasy cheeks.

rectal painting by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018

Painterly 

A word made by Moriah Elizabeth, the term painterly is used when you want to describe fancy type of painty style.

"I am making a very painterly style rainbow"
"the looks very painterly"

Painterly by *pxstolla* August 18, 2020

a famous austrian painter 

uh... we'll save this one for later.

tes tickles: hey, i heard some guy talking about a famous austrian painter. do you know who he is?
mike hawk: hitler.

tes tickles: dang. we should build a statue for whoever killed him!
mike hawk: dude.

a famous austrian painter by a famous austrian painter May 4, 2021

paint her insides 

to cum inside a girl

Instead of pulling out, I am going to paint her insides.

paint her insides by Fletchilicious December 30, 2014