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A friendly insult toward fellow poo's
You're such a p00
P00 by Anonymass January 8, 2019
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1337 for poop.

Can mean "shit" or "exhausted".
I have to p00p.
I am p00ped.
p00p by Zie016 November 5, 2010
Related Words
p00n p00ned p00p p00t p00ntang P00 _p00pydiaper p00b p00bz P00D13
a name to call an individual, which can be of either positive or negative connotation. a nice p00b is an ignorant one, and a mean p00b is the highest of compliments besides the p00b master (or masta'), who rules over all other p00bs in existence. this person is known to her myspace friends as loreleilobotomy, and is considered the p00b master because she originated the word while harassing runescapers runecrafting on runescape. briannapiranha is known as the co-founder; she has had high involvement with the word, but she has no credit regarding the term's creation.
aside from the background information, please note that those of african or similar descent cannot be referred to as "p00bs", but must have the necessary zeros replaced with o's, due to their lack of prerequisites; they are therefore simply called poobs. being called a poob can never be a good thing, and there is no such thing as a mean poob, unless you are referring to the negative definition of the word "mean".
further information on the term 'p00b' cannot be noted, due to its high degree of secrecy between the p00b master and a minuscule amount very close mean p00bs.
lorelei: that nigga is a fucking nice poob.
brianna: that he is, p00b master.
p00b by meanp00b June 28, 2010
The opposite of w00t. An exclamation of dismay.
I've got a broken toe. P00t..
p00t by Maya Sein January 9, 2005
to p00n n00bs. beat people of lesser skill
maybe today, if i p00n enough n00bs, i can raise my rank in the server, from 3 to 1. he he.
p00ned by bim November 5, 2004
when one sucks ones penis that has pheasis all over it, simerler to ATM.
johnny gave P00N35S to rachel last night she is such a dirty slut
P00N35S by i like wee wee July 10, 2006

p00pyf4rt 

gwen from camp camp but white basically
p00pyf4rt: okay but hear me out

p00pyf4rts followers: 🐿ʙᴏɪ🐿ᴡʜᴀᴛ🐿ᴛʜᴇ🐿ʜᴇʟʟ🐿ʙᴏɪ🐿
p00pyf4rt by p00pyf4rt July 2, 2021
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