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a name to call an individual, which can be of either positive or negative connotation. a nice p00b is an ignorant one, and a mean p00b is the highest of compliments besides the p00b master (or masta'), who rules over all other p00bs in existence. this person is known to her myspace friends as loreleilobotomy, and is considered the p00b master because she originated the word while harassing runescapers runecrafting on runescape. briannapiranha is known as the co-founder; she has had high involvement with the word, but she has no credit regarding the term's creation.
aside from the background information, please note that those of african or similar descent cannot be referred to as "p00bs", but must have the necessary zeros replaced with o's, due to their lack of prerequisites; they are therefore simply called poobs. being called a poob can never be a good thing, and there is no such thing as a mean poob, unless you are referring to the negative definition of the word "mean".
further information on the term 'p00b' cannot be noted, due to its high degree of secrecy between the p00b master and a minuscule amount very close mean p00bs.
lorelei: that nigga is a fucking nice poob.
brianna: that he is, p00b master.
p00b by meanp00b June 28, 2010
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