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A variation of the word "pwn", which is a l337-way of saying "own"

Taht d00d w4s p00n3d lol.

p00n by 1337 p00n3r July 12, 2006

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p00n

derived from two words: pwn and n00b.

p00n should be used in a past-tense form (e.g p00ned), as it is the act of being p00ned. It refers to being "pwned" by a "n00b".

"Yo, i just got p00ned by that glocker."

p00n by n00bular-bomb October 21, 2004

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p00n

Leet form of poon.

d00d were is teh p00n?

p00n by Casey January 5, 2004

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p00n

an online term for pussy, may be exclusive to The Wolf Web; opposite of p33n

Gay guys like p33n, not p00n.

p00n by Anonymous July 17, 2003

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p00n

A code word of porn.

Hey, did you see those p00n magazines I got yesterday?

I watched some p00n last night.

p00n by m00nl0ver23 December 30, 2016

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p00ned

to p00n n00bs. beat people of lesser skill

maybe today, if i p00n enough n00bs, i can raise my rank in the server, from 3 to 1. he he.

p00ned by bim November 5, 2004

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P00N35S

when one sucks ones penis that has pheasis all over it, simerler to ATM.

johnny gave P00N35S to rachel last night she is such a dirty slut

P00N35S by i like wee wee July 10, 2006

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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