p00t

The opposite of w00t. An exclamation of dismay.

I've got a broken toe. P00t..

by Maya Sein January 9, 2005

p00t

To fart and/or dung while online. An online fart or poo.

I smell p00t...cyber p00t.

by Natali3 December 15, 2007

p00t

An indescriminate way of answering anything, it will also work for retorical questions.

Q: How many roads must a man walk down before he is a man.

A: p00t!

by Monkey_Magic August 29, 2004