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Pre-Terd-Emotional-Disorder. A disorder suffered by millions of Americans often triggered by a strong cup of coffee. P.T.E.D. is recognizable by the following symptoms; An anxious feeling mixed with erratic pacing, the inability to hold a thought, profuse sweating accompanied by feelings of prairie doggin' it or turtle head phenomena and increased odor excretion. Those suffering from PTED can find it difficult to function in society and should seek help.
The interview was going great until my P.T.E.D. kicked in.... I couldn't stop squirming... I turned into a stuttering idiot.... I shouldn't of had that burrito and the venti starbucks.
P.T.E.D. by rokozumi July 17, 2009

I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S 

I Want You To Eat My Pussy Till I Can Not See
You are a freak if you can read this: I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S
(Im not sure if this is the actual thing it stands for)

P.P.T.E.P.

The Prappiest Prappy That Ever Prappied/Preppiest Preppy That Ever Preppied. Used to describe someone that is extremely prappy/preppy.
Person: Omg! That girl is the P.P.T.E.P.
Person 2: IKR
P.P.T.E.P. by pptepengy August 7, 2024
Poo and trump exit...meaning your rectum..bum-hole..etc..as that is where all the poo and trumps come from...
"Oh man..I have such an itchy p.a.t.e today..."
p.a.t.e by Picklepea September 17, 2007

i.w.y.t.e.m.o.t.i.c.i.y.m.t.i.w.y.t.p.m 

I want you to eat me out till i cum in your mouth then i want you to please me.
Girl: i.w.y.t.e.m.o.t.i.c.i.y.m.t.i.w.y.t.p.m.

I want you to eat me out till i cum in your mouth then i want you to please me.

Boyfriend: say less😏

P.E.T.S. 

P.E.T.S. is an acronym meaning people, events, timings, and situations. These are the four elements that bring expansive and transformational karma into our lives. Teamwork makes the dream work. These four elements are listed in order of importance. If you have only one of these good people are the most important element. The ancient proverb says: β€œA moment of good company will enable you to cross the worldly ocean,” With good people you can create the other three elements. Ultimately and β€” somewhat mysteriously β€” all four of these elements are subtly connected.
One key to changing your life is understanding the P.E.T.S. in your life β€” people, events, timings, and situations of your life. Having the right people in your life creates events that can be life altering. Partnerships and collaborations create timings for successfully situations. The acronym is a reminder of the elements needed to live gracefully.