S.S.P. 

S= Shit
S= Shower
P= Pot Noodle

This action is usually taken place before a night out.

"Heyy - Yeah I'll be round after I S.S.P.!"

S.S.P. by Scoshy November 6, 2009

(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate 

An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S

Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...

(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate by Germain Detrick August 6, 2010

P.S.S. 

panty sniffing syndrome; when one cannot stop sniffing panties

God momo chill out with those panties, your P.S.S. is getting real bad, i think im gonna need to call Dr. Guidry

P.S.S. by g.beezy January 23, 2008

S.S.A.P 

S.S.A.P commenly means some sex after porn. Usually between a woman and man.

Jeremy: I thaught you were coming over yesterday with Jen?
John: I was but we gad S.S.A.P

S.S.A.P by Silver Turtle March 19, 2008

P.S.S. 

Pre Shower Shit

Dave: Im gunna go take a shower

Joe: Dude you better not stink up the house with your P.S.S.

P.S.S. by You know that one guy March 23, 2009

M.E.E.P.S.S. 

Mental, Emotional, Environmental, Physical, Social, and Spiritual Health.

My M.E.E.P.S.S. are out of balance!

M.E.E.P.S.S. by EmiliaAirfart July 29, 2012

s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t

The act of being very forgetful.

my girlfriend forgot to give me a goodbye kiss. She is such s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t

s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t by s_t17 May 14, 2008