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Acronym for Program and Control.

Phenomenon in which any and every decision we make is governed by multiple circumstances/possibilities. For example, two men standing together on a balcony contemplate jumping to their deaths. Where both possibilities exist, in one reality they are P.A.C.'d to jump. And in the other they will not.

Decision is completely foreign to us, and both does and does not exist.

Pac-Man (P.A.C. Man) thinks he is in control, and is consuming ghosts and advancing to further staged on his on volition. He does not know he is trapped in a maze. And even when he tries to escape, what happens. He comes right out of the other side, only to find himself in the same maze..
Netflix's Black Mirror: Bandersnatch is a mind blowing P.A.C. movie!
P.A.C. by bradmon21 December 28, 2018
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Pretty attractive cock

A penis that is small while erect but is aesthetically pleasing
I love guys with P.A.C.s because they really know how to use their hands

The taller the guy, the more likely he is to have a P.A.C.
P.A.C. by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021
Your birthday party wasn't a total loss; at least I got a P.A.C.
P.A.C by hellobrian October 30, 2008
Put
A
Condom
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P.A.C.O. by mac'n'berries November 13, 2010

P.A.C.E. 

Parking Authority of East Lansing: Vultures who wait until 2 minutes before you get back to your car at an expired meter to give you a ticket, every. goddamn. time.
I owe over 300 dollars to those P.A.C.E. sons of bitches.

Those blood sucking vampires got me again. DAMN YOU P.A.C.E.!

Mother Fucker. P.A.C.E. just got me.
P.A.C.E. by P Russ May 14, 2011
Todd and Jay the best Flankers/1st 5s in the world. P.A.C.E
p.a.c.e by Chezy_Boi June 13, 2008
for sexy dudes acronym for Pecs, Abs, Cock and Ass
P.A.C.A. Pecs, Abs, Cock and Ass or the male equivalent of F.L.A.B.
P.A.C.A. by BronxGurrl December 1, 2011
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