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P.I.M.P. 

1. Protection, Instruction, & Management of Prostitutes
2. Protectional Instructor Managing Professional
3. Prostitute's Instructional Management Professional
4. Professional In Management of Prostitutes
5. Prostitute's Infamous Management Professional
6. Professionally Instructing Many Prostitutes
7. Professional Illegally Managing Prostitutes

Optional, but not recommended:
*Professional- replaced by Pro, Player, or Playa
*Into - replaced by Intwined or Into
*Managing - replaced by Marketing

Slang: noun or verb
1. Player(s/z)/Playa(s/z) Interested in(to) Making Progress/Prostitutes
2. (Put/Place It) or (Paper) in My/Men's Pants/Pocket(s)/Places
3. Party In My/Men's Pants/Panties
4. Pissin(g)/Peein(g) In(to) My Pants/Place/Partner/Potty
5. Pissin(g)/Peein(g) In(to) Mouths of People/Prostitutes/Potty
6. People/Prostituts In Many/Money-filled Places/People
7. Perfect Independent Marvelous Playa(s/z) or Player(s/z)
8. Pooping In(to) My Place/Pants/Partner/Potty
9. Pennys In My Pocket/Place/Palace/Prostitutes
10. Put/Place It in My Pussy/Prostitute
11. Pussy Is My/Mens Prerogative/Purpose/Playmate
Real P.I.M.P.-Deals with/in Prostitution
Fake Pimp -Takes Advantage of/Abuses Hookers, Hoes, etc.
P.I.M.P. by Stephen Dias July 31, 2006
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Sir P.I.M.P Issac Newton

ghetto fabulous admirer of humans
some dumass middle school teenager who is as rich as hell and wear clothes like he's from the ghetto.Thinks he has he has hoes but the only one who he would lose his virginity to is his mom. Thinks rock is "for losers". Listens to too much 50 cent and tells everyone he used to live in "the projects". friends consist of a bunch of airheads who say LOL!! the whole time and his own dim-witted species
Annoying kid: Yo dawg i got street cred
<gets shot instaneously>
P.I.M.P by GANJAMAN March 5, 2005
Most people Swear They P.I.M.P's
P.I.M.P by AC January 5, 2004
"I am a P.I.M.P."
Which, overall, means that the guy leads hoes.
P.I.M.P by Pimpcess_Mary December 27, 2006

P.I.M.P. 

P- player
I- interested,in
M- makin'
P- progess
I'm a pimp down day in da Boro!!!
P.I.M.P. by Double A all da way June 11, 2005
essentially a P.I.M.P is only after the pussy. and lots of it.
P.I.M.P by pinkflamingo10 September 2, 2010
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