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The act of receiving Pussy (P) and a Blow Job (BJ)
Guy 1: Bro I’m going over to stacy’s house to have sex and get my dick sucked
Guy 2: Ah, The old P&BJ
Guy 1: Exactly
P&BJ by Max_Power13731 May 26, 2020
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The sexual act in which a man urinates into the open mouth of a woman who proceeds to perform fellatio on his flaccid penis after he has finished urinating.
I was super horny, but I had to pee, so I asked her to give me a P&BJ.
P&BJ by morrislesteryoung August 1, 2012

P&BJ Sandwich 

v. The act of giving a blowjob while simultaneously making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"Woah, she totally gave me a P&BJ Sandwich last night!"

"No way, dude. I don't believe you."
P&BJ Sandwich by quiliff December 11, 2016

BJ and P 

A blowjob and pussy (sex), much like a PB and J sandwich...
"I totally got a BJ and P from my girlfriend the other night.."
BJ and P by Neonicacid April 13, 2008
The act of ejaculating into the vagina of a woman during her menstrual period. Hence the term, "Period Blood and Jizz"
"Hey Honey, i'm on my rag and feelin horny! Wanna Make some P-B & J?"
P-B & J by Bkronks February 2, 2010
a peanut butter and jelly blowjob. Most are unfamiliar with the term. Spread the word cuz its here to stay
hey maggie, hope you liked giving me that pbjbj last night cuz your giving me another tonight.
pbjbj by SxxTBAL (DeAn BrOoKs) January 20, 2009
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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