overshoot the runway

the act of semen shooting beyond its intended target eg. a tissue held in the hand; esp. with more powerful than expected ejaculations.

Shit! Now I'm going to have to clean the floor since i overshot the runway.

Be careful not to overshoot the runway onto your laptop.

overshoot the runway by Alabama Guy April 11, 2011

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overshoot the runway

To let go of explosive, projectile diarrhea prematurely and miss the toilet.

Gotta run, that burrito made me feel like I'm about to overshoot the runway.

overshoot the runway by nv_insomniac January 3, 2010

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Overshoot the runway

To consume significantly more alcohol than planned, to err on the side of excess consumption.

Went out for a couple of pints last night, unfortunately I managed to overshoot the runway so dont expect me at work today.

Overshoot the runway by Drrty South March 8, 2017

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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